Would you

Hmmm............yes. If John wasn't interested but one of the others was then yes indeedy do I would!!

Would you really slap their wives?

Probably not. But only because I would be frightened that I'd get covered in all the plastic that would come off:D



Would you?

JT's Valentine wrote:Probably not. But only because I would be frightened that I'd get covered in all the plastic that would come off:D



Would you?

I don't think I would I mean I don't want to be a accused of physically abusing the elderly






On getting cd/poster sigend by your fav he also slips a discreet note into your hand with a wink and it has his hotel room number on it would you go (silly question as I would know the answer but I jsut can't think of anything)

OMG in a heartbeat i would be in his room naked under the covers befor u could say no no no notorious lol

if you worked in the botox clinic where the wife of your fave goes and u got to treat them would you accidentally on purpose give them fish lips ..

What you mean she hasn't got a trout pout already



Oh dear sorry I think I read the instructions wrong whlie adminstering the collagen injections must have been my new glasses.





now I can't think of another one so I'll pass to the next person

i dunno about gela and the trout pout but i know mrs princess perfect yasmin le bon aint seriously hate her grrr..

Ok back to this if the collegene worked and gave ur faves other half the trout pout. Then your fave came in to complain only to fall head over heels in love with you and start a steamy affair then one day ur laffing over said trout poud would u admit to them you did it on purpose.

Ooooooooooh! That's a tough one! It would probably depend on whether I had had a drink or not. (I tend to blab a bit when pished)


If sober, I would probably keep my trap firmly shut about it!


Would You?


btw Anita love the comment about the elderly PMSL

What is 192.com???? Pray tell! And also Letters to homes???


Yes I would probably tell them that I went on friends reunited to see if they were on there. (btw Roger was, but I didn't have the guts to email him)


Would you?

Well cough a few years ago i went on a site called 192.com you find ppls home addies etc its all done through the electorial roll so no one escapes it costs but because it was fairly new they gave me 10 free searches i looked up Simon first found him then John then Roger didnt bother with the others but because i wasnt very well at the time i kinda wrote this letter to simon professing my undying love so embarresed about it now omg what must he have thought of me. Have to say have looked up ppl on FR actually someone really sad was this guy who used to be on Most Haunted he was a cameraman Craig Harman found him and chickened out mailing him sooo i guess i wouldnt mail em for fear of bein called stalker lol .

what would u do if they asked u out then halfway through dinner they suddenly realised u were the woman who say wrote a weird letter stalked them at concerts lol ...

It would depend on how they reacted to the fact that I stalked them, if they saw it as a bit of a joke then I would also act like that. If they ran away terrified, ummmmmmmmmmmmmm....................................












probably run after them lol! In true stalker style


Would you be tongue tied if you met your fav? Only able to spit a few words out? (I speak from experience) lol

yeap and it has happened
even after spending 6 hours trying to think of what to say




What would you do if your friend got on better with your fav then you did

I'd punch her lights out!

Only joking! She probably wouldn't be my friend for long though!



You?

I would pull her to one side and tell her to piss off. She doesn't even like them!!

What would you do if your fave started flirting with you - bigtime!!?

hahaha i would try to act cool and flirt big time back as alot of you know on here i could flirt for england in the olympics so it wouldnt be hard. I think my heart would be pounding and when they left i would keel over.


what would u do???

Flirt back and demand a kiss before he goes!!

Then I would keel over and probably pass out for a good 8 hours!!

What would do if you found out you had booked the hotel room next door to your fave (he's on his own cos he's on tour btw!)

well I think I would accidentaly on purpose lock myself out of my room wearing a very
sexy outfit just as he's coming out of his room flutter my eyes and show a bit of cleavage and





You see your fav and his wife having a quiet drink, what would you do to try and get rid of her so that you can have him all to yourself

Walk past and spill a huge glass of red wine down her cream designer suit so she would scream and run off to get it cleaned. Simon now alone the seat next to him vacant in i step with "Oh my god i'm so sorry will she be ok" lol

what would u do???

I would probably pretend to be a member of staff, and tell her that there is a phone call for her. Then, "We are alone, Mr. Taylor"

I don't know what to put next..........um.............

What would you do if you saw your fave on the beach and what would you do to get him to notice you?

make my boobs fall out next lolllll

LMAO!! Now, how did I know that was coming, eh Barb? And least of all from you! Never thought you'd say such things (or is it do such things in this case! )

Oh dear!

LOL Simon is a boob man what can i say my DD's will do it everytime hahahah what would you do ???

LMAO!!

Well, I would spy on him - a lot! - cos I'm a chicken. And then I would "accidentally" fall on him! That should break the ice.........and his legs for that matter............

Would you mind thinking of another one cos I can't!!? My mind is as blank as Simon's face when he sees Barb running towards him on the beach!!

Ha hahahaha omg mental picture of things bobbing up and down and Simon screaming and running for cover lol ok let me think.

You're a nurse in a hospital where your fave is being treated bed bath time and your fave has been knocked out with drugs ... would you be a real perv and have a good feel whilst youre washing him x

Oooh yes! Definitely. As long as no one is watching and he is out like a light!

Would you?