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Ok this is where the bass babes hang out with our darling Bass God

everyone is welcomed as long as you bring plenty of drink and food and of course your fav man Charley's practically living here already


please feel free to give the skivvy a kick up the behind if you find her slacking in her duty, a favourtie passtime of mine and JAyney's and Sarah's

upstairs youll find your bedrooms mine course is the master bedroom which i share with John of course and depending on how well you behave you may have the key to the other master bedroom

downstairs theres the lounge, dining room where many parties are held also the library and of course JT's office and library

in the bassment you will find the gym and studio plus sauna and hot tub

so come in and make yourself at home

lol hahahaha i best do a HOS then lollllll

No point, Barbz. Simon spends all his time here with us anyway!


btw she lies about the master bedroom being hers? It's mine!

Ahem Ms Tree you best behave or you'll find yourself sleeping the bassment with the rats and Gela so there

But you are right about one thing Simon spending most of the time here, in fact its his second home

But you're more than welcome to visit Barb

Please God No! Anything but that!


Oh! I don't mind sleeping with rats, but Gela...........................................

















*gets down on knees and begs forgiveness*



I promise I'll be good!

PPPFFTTTT Simon sleeps with me in The fan Fic section along with JT sometimes lol x

JT sleeps here and nowhere else!


GREEDY! lol

hahahaaha

How are the residents of John's house this morning?


Simon and John are looking good wandering round in their undies!


*grabs John and takes him back to bed*

EXCUSE ME Simon just got out of my shower and John is still in my bed asleep hahahahahah x

I don't think so!!!

You must have an imposter, 'cause I can assure you that I have the real thing in MY bed!

Ha ha actually me and Si are over in castle le bon lol

Now now girls no fighting here

Me John and Jayney live in this house and Barb and Simon are our guests

So lets get this right ok, the master bedroom Is mine and John's cos I got first grab ok

The next bedroom is Jayney's

Then there's Simon's room and he can have whomever he likes in there
Me Jayney or Barb or knowing SImon all three

The Bassment where the rats and Gela dwell will be the alternative if you two don't behave ok

Be nice and you might have your wicked way with MY MAN

Now those are the rules cos I said so

Im off to bed now with John but I don't think there be much sleeping

Jayney you can bring him breakfast in bed I'll be off somewhere else

Kinda missed Brekkie in bed! Whoops!!!


I'll have him now if that's OK with you.

Have you managed to give John a break yet or are you just going to keep him occupied for the whole day Anita?


I haven't seen him at all today, maybe he could run me a nice hot bath, maybe even join me for an hour or so......Come to think of it Gela get upstairs and run me a bath NOW!!

They are locked up for good hahahahah no way are they ever getting out x x x x

Afternoon housemates, how are things this fine and glourious Saturday afternoon

That's all well and good having THEM all locked up but who is going to keep the house clean and tidy
because me and Jayney will be far far too busy to do the hoovering and dusting etc, and we do need our skivvy even if its just to give her kick in her velour clad arse

Anyway me and John are going to spend the afternoon curled up on the couch together watching old B&W movies pure bliss

lol hope ur havin fun i am in the turret bedroom of the castle with Simon we are well bonking yet again cant keep our hands off each other hehehe

Well Ive certainly enjoyed my afternoon romp with John on the sofa, (Though I think we might need to buy a new one, the springs seem to have gone for some reason)

Pauline Get on the phone there and get Roger round to keep you company, Im sure he'll be round in a flash once he knows you're feeling lonely In fact tell him to bring a couple of bottles of wine and we can all have dinner together, me and John you and Roger, and you never know where it might end up, (Goes and checks the sturdiness of the pooltable)

*rolls eyes*

No one is around? Hmmm...........

*steals John and Simon*