Simon's Castle of Leatherette

Ahhh ppl ppl ppl welcome to mine and Simons castle Lord Simon and Lady Barbara residing i hear that John only has a house heheheheheehe





Beautiful aint it x

John only NEEDS a house! He doesn't have to have something like a castle to make him look more impressive!!! lol


His Babes are quite happy thankyou very much!!!!!


Anyway Simon seems to spend plenty of time in the house, so he must like it there!

LOL hahahahahahahahahaha

You obviously have no answer to that then! lol

All you can do is laugh!!!! hahahahahahaha

LOL yep because i dont need witty anicdotes to make me sound impressive lolllllllllll

LMAO!!!!


How's Yasmin these days?

Hows Gela lol heheehe

can u imagine wot they would say about us if they ever saw this. The words how old are they come to mind lol

They'd have restraining orders out on us quicker than you could say nutcases! lol

LOL yup ..... TRUCE (waves white flag)

Accepts truce and runs away with Simon back to the House!

















Sorry couldn't resist that! lol

LOL sigh

So do we get a tour of this Castle then. Anita told what is in the house!

OK


We have 20 bedrooms for guests Simon and my room is at the top . Ground floor we have a swimming pool jacuzzi and gym also a recording studio. The dungeon is full of bitter duran wives whom we torture by making them wear off the hook clothes and make them eat 3 meals a day. We also have a huge banquitting hall for our lavish parties. Welcome everyone

i am exhausted now with all this posting but now unfortuanately i have to go clean the house of Barbara lol (ICK)

Sounds fun!


Do we get to go to the dungeon and goad the wives often? lol

I do hope so! And how about prodding them with sticks? lol

Oh yes poke and prod away especially yasmin and gela lol. Honest if Yasmin can put up with simons womanising then a few prods and pokes wont bother her. Mrs Le Bon give it up Simon is lost (to me lol).

(Hands Jayney the cattle prod) its more effective bit of electric never hurt ne one.

God i'm seriously insane anyone know a good shrink i think i'm becomeing obsessed again lol x x x

LMAO!!!!!

* takes Cattle prod from Barb and hands her the number of a good shrink *

LOL ta will ring him now i think i am losing my mind its in a big pit with Simon and John whizzing about lollllll

* Grabs John * You're not allowed him! He's Mine!!!

hahahaha i said in my mind lol oh that reminds me must post that dream i had last night x

Sorry babe the sex is tooooo good just come out for an energy drink ....back to my stud see ya later x x x x

JT's Valentine wrote:* Grabs John * You're not allowed him! He's Mine!!!

Grabs cattle prod and pokes Jayney

Now now dear you know what you get for telling porkies


Your know darn well he's mine



Anyway nice place you have here Barb but castles kind of give me the creeps
SO I think Simon will be spending most of his time over at the house with us it's far more cosier and he's got everything he needs there

Isn't that right Jayney

nope he likes the castle we have a huge fireplace with a lovely blaze going big sofas and a huge plasma tv on the wall. The only creepy place in here is the dungeon where the bitter wives are kept lol x